Happy & Healthy
THE 8 ADVANTAGES OF BIG BREASTS
Our May-Britt already went into full detail as to why it’s great to have small breasts. But let’s not forget about all the big breasted ladies out there. Don’t worry, here is my follow up. Because I have big breasts. Make sense, otherwise I wouldn’t be the accurate person to write this. Alright, here they are.
1. You always have a reason to buy expensive bra’s.
When you’ve got big breasts you need a good bra to support them. It’s that simple. Otherwise weird things are going to be happening. But! Don’t go for the ugly big grandma-bra’s. Nope, you have the right to PRETTY ones. So go shopping. Life is good.
2. You don’t have to work with complicated tricks to get nice cleavage.
Look, I don’t know if this is still a thing, stuffing toilet paper in your bra, because I can’t remember when I still had small breasts and the odds that this is something that you do when you’re eleven years old is most probably true but still: a lot of dresses and tops just don’t look good when you don’t have nice big breasts. Just to name a few: strapless dresses, a V-neck shirt or dress with a V-neck. Which is a good thing because the list of things you can’t wear is endless, I’m not even going to get started.
3. Titty fucks are easier.
I personally didn’t know this had such a harsh name, but makes sense too. When you’ve got big breasts, there are a lot of fun things you can do in the bedroom. Like rubbing his jewel between your two jewels, you know what I mean? OMG. Did I really just write that? Sorry mom.
“Waiting forever to order a drink? Unbutton that shit.”
4. You’re always soft and you’re a human pillow.
It could be that you prefer to be bony, and there are people that have fetishes for bony, but personally I prefer soft and voluptuous. I happen to be a great pillow when we’re watching TV. No not for myself, that would be complicated, but for my boyfriend.
5. You always carry around a table.
When you’re hanging out in your tub or on the couch you always have table to place your book or mag on. Or: you can lean it up against it. Always useful.
6. You always have a good reason not to participate in that bootcamp shit.
Jogging and running just plain old sucks when you’ve got big breasts. And don’t come here and tell me it all depends on the bra and that you have to divide the weight when you’re running. Like I said, it plain old sucks. Especially during bootcamp. Who the hell likes bootcamp. I DON’T GET IT. It’s hard, I always feel like puking. It just blows.
7. Unbutton one button and everything you desire is yours.
There are just certain things that seem impossible to get arranged, until you unbutton your top button. Like so: setting foot inside a fancy bar and waiting forever to order a drink? Unbutton that shit.
8. You can’t wear a cute bralette and let’s be honest, that just plain sucks.
Yeah, sorry, this isn’t an advantage but something that just downright makes me sad: I can’t wear bralettes. Can you give me a second please? For everyone who doesn’t know what a bralette is: it’s one of those cute triangular lace bra’s without any form of support whatsoever. Check this fantastic one from Urban Outfitters. You know what it is? I think that everyone who is able to wear a bralette needs to stay out of my sight because bad things are going to happen. Things you don’t want to experience! So be aware!
