The real gut wrenching break up of the year
They were together for three whole years and for those three whole years I was head over heels in love with their relationship and was up for any kind of three way marriage with the happy couple. You might think I’m referring to Olivia Palermo and Johannas Huebl but nope, I have another favorite couple and they go by the names Caroline Vreeland and Cameron Klippsten.. Might not ring a bell, but believe me, they’re famous enough.
He’s a model and an actor, she’s a singer and well, pretty much an it-girl. She’s best friends with fashion blogger Shea Marie, the legendary Diana Vreeland’s grand daughter and has all the most coveted invites to the world’s best parties. She’s got roughly 130.000 people who follow her every move on Instagram and I’m proud to say I was following her when she had a ‘mere’ 4000.
And then came the unbelievably handsome man named Cameron. Now you need to know that Caroline is very very easy on the eyes and so is Cameron. Together they formed the ultimate picture perfect couple which wasn’t only fun to look at, but it was fun to follow too. Before I knew it, both their accounts were filled with the most love-dovey photos and declarations of love, hilarious videos and photos which oozed sex. The perfect couple. Seriously. Now I said lovey-dovey but never ever did they post any hysterical OMG LOVE OF MY LIFE psycho babble, just photos which clearly depicted how much they loved each other.
The last few months the amount of pictures of the two of them together seemed to slowly decline. He no longer joined her at fashion weeks, she was no longer featured in his film projects and there was no more lovey-dovey-ness. And now comes something I’d rather not admit cause it’s quite embarrassing but I ended up leaving comments like “Where’s Cameron?!” and “Where’s Caroline?!” I know – I’m embarrassed.
Obviously neither of the two responded and after doing a multitude of other things I’m not proud of, some random person responded to one of my comments with the following words: “They broke up.”
Now I know you expect more of me but seriously, my heart burst into a million pieces. I think I even left a message somewhere saying “Now I don’t believe in love anymore.” I know, my behavior was very unacceptable. But okay, long story short, the two of them are no longer together. In fact, Caroline has already moved on and is now dating a girl called Tasya van Ree who’s account I have already thoroughly stalked and all I can conclude is that Cam and Caro are definitely no longer together and Tasya how has Caroline’s heart.
Look, the thing is, their relationship always made me happy and I somehow even looked up to them. Looking at them and thinking: that is exactly what I want. It all seemed peachy keen and once again this shows that Instagram is deceiving. If you check out Snapchat you can see that they’re still friends and I guess that eases the pain a little, but still, their breakup downright sucks. Things like this make me all melodramatic about how love is never a guarantee and even the best of them can shred into pieces, even though I know better than to base it on an online portrayal of someones life.
I still follow both of them, but it’s not as fun as it used to be. What I do still like though, is him, so maybe I should move to LA (cause that’s where they live) to meet him and become his new main squeeze. And then never break up. And if that doesn’t work then I’m just going to get Olivia and Johannes to adopt me, because the two of them are never ever going to break up.
