Sexy Friday

the penis in uh, all its glory

Sometimes I come across things online and I don’t know whether it makes me love the internet more, or makes me love it less. Why? Well I came across a website, from a professional photographer to be exact, and it was filled with photos of dressed up penises. You probably think this is some sort of joke but I kid you not, this really does exist.

Soroya Doolbaz is her name. An Iranian-Canadian who lives in New York. She describes her project as such: “My project is called Dicture Gallery and it’s exactly what is sounds like. Dick Pictures. But these aren’t just your regular dick picks. These are dick picks with a twist. It’s an artistic take on an otherwise alluring modern dating tactic.”

It basically comes down to this: she photographs dressed up stiff penises. Her intentions are to make people laugh, although I feel more surprised than I do hysterical. And a little in shock.

These dressed up penises also come hand in hand with humorous names. Napoleon Boner Parte for example, a dick dressed as Napoleon. And what do you think about Dicki Minaj? Adolf Clit Tickler? Benito Mussoweenie? Saddong Hussein “Weapon Of Ass Destruction”? These definitely had me LOL-ing.

If you’re wondering what on Earth you can expect, check it out here.  But be warned, this is not safe for work. I repeat, NSFW.