the six types of friends

you need to dump this year

I’m lousy when it comes to new years resolutions but I wouldn’t call this a resolution per se, more of a lifestyle change. I know I know, practically the same thing, but still different. Cause although your friends are great and fun and you love them, there are some that have a way of making your skin crawl and bad for your well-being. Time to get rid of them.

the friend that always talks about herself

Not only is every single story about her, she has some uncanny talent of making sure every single conversation revolves around her. You’ll tell her you booked a holiday and she’ll start talking about her neighbor who’s planning on heading out for a few days and she was asked to water his plants and my god, that’s going to be one hell of a job to do. Uhm okay, great story thanks.

the friend that always forgets her wallet

Look, it’s normal for everyone to be strapped for cash at some point in time and I honestly don’t mind paying the bill every now and then. But you have friends who somehow manage to ‘forget’ their wallet every time you head out for lunch or for drinks. They tell you they’ll transfer the money to your bank account as soon as they get home but that never happens. Ever.

the friend that always dumps her problems on you but is never a great listener 

The countless amount of evenings you’ve lent her your shoulder to cry on yet when you’re the one who needs a little pick me up, she is no where to be found. “Soooo busy.” Kick ‘em to the curb.

the friend that has a hard time keeping things to herself

You’ve told her something in confidence hey something crazy happens, a week later everyone seems to know about it. “No of course I kept my lips sealed,” is most likely what she’ll tell you, but she’s lying. Some people just have a hard time keeping things to themselves, and that’s okay, just make sure you stay the hell away from them.

the friend with zero confidence

This might seem rather heartless, but these kind of people will infect your own self confidence. It doesn’t matter what you guys do, she’ll always be worried she’ll be doing it wrong and she’s always “too fat” and anytime she sees what you’re wearing she’s say: “That would never look good on me.” Time to maybe give her the digits of a good psychologist cause this is fun for no one.

the friend that is never in the mood

Anytime you throw an idea her way she’ll say no. But never will she reciprocate with something else to do. Buh-bye.