Happy & Healthy

words of wisdom from non-fit girls

At our office here in Amsterdam we have quite a lot of healthy, responsible, athletic editors walking around, and as a non-fit girl (more of a fat girl, haha, just kidding) I’m a minority. Luckily there is one thing our sales director and I have in common: you can wake us up in the middle of the night for a huge slice of a brownie, overly sweet Oreo cookies or a plate full of cheese.

So, when we’re at work, she and I throw one non-fit girl quote after another out in the open. We joined forces and came up with the following list:
1. “It’s not fat, it’s water weight. Duuh.”

2. “I’m not fat I’m just over-flowing with awesomeness.”

3. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a lamp in the fridge?”

4. “Technically I’m not that heavy. I’m just big boned.”

5. “Not only soft on the inside, but on the outside too.”

6. “Yeahhh I know I know, I’ll start again on Monday.”

7. “Not to brag or anything, but those earrings I wore back in middle school still fit…”

8. “Calories? Aren’t those tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your  clothes a bit tighter every night?”

9. “My six-pack is so precious I protect it with a layer of fat..”

10. “I’m not fat I’m a few inches too short.”

11. “I’m not fat I’m just swollen.”

And there you have it. Now you know how we feel about it. Oh, and while you’re at it, check this out: 7 advantages of not being a fit girl. Because life is more fun that way anyway.