De beste Mean Girls-quotes waar we nog steeds om moeten gieren

Meangirls

Even geen behoefte aan terrassen met dit zweetsnorrenweer, maar cocoonen in huis met Netflix? Mag van mij hoor. Deed ik ook stiekem dit weekend. En ineens had ik zin in films terugkijken die vroeger mijn lievelings waren.

 

Dus daar zat ik op de bank, gewapend met M&M’s-ijs  (ken je die níet?!) en een portie Mean Girls, de chickflick der chickflicks. Kun je het geloven dat die film VEERTIEN jaar geleden uitkwam? Tijd voor een trip down memory lane. Want als er één film is met kneitergoede quotes is dit het wel. Klaar voor? Komt ‘ie. Extra bonuspunten als je de intonatie in je hoofd hoort galmen…

 

‘Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! …. and none for Gretchen Weiners, bye.’ – Damian.

 

‘Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!’ – Gretchen Weiners.

 

‘Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.’ – Karen Smith

 

‘Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!’ – Bethany Byrd

 

‘Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.’ – Coach Carr

 

‘On Wednesdays we wear pink!’ – Karen Smith

 

‘Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?’ – Janis Ian

 

‘She made out with a hot dog.’ – Karen Smith

 

‘Get in loser, we’re going shopping.’ – Regina George

 

‘I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!’ – Jessica Lopez

 

‘I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!!’ – Damian

 

“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George

 

‘I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.’ – Karen Smith

 

‘So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?’ – Karen Smith

 

‘My nanna takes off her wig when she’s drunk...’ – Damian.

 

‘Your nanna and I have that in common.’ – Ms. Norbury.

 

‘I’m a mouse, DUUH’. – Karen Smith

 

P.S.: Last van een mean girl at the office?  Zo overleef je haar.