Fashion

– Sexy Friday –

BED SLIPPERS

Christian Louboutin, world-famous for his absurdly beautiful yet ridiculously painful shoes (even our Winonah de Jong is “completely done with them”), has an interesting perspective on why his designs are so popular. The shape your foot takes when you slip into a pump is the same shape as when you have an orgasm. Now, the feeling you get from wearing Louboutins is absolutely nothing compared to an orgasm, but hey, what would Christian know about that. His shoes are better suited for bed. Lying down. He thinks so too, by the way. Anyway, we sexy vrijdag are in the mood for a nice heel and so without further ado, here are the 7 sexiest heels we could find today. I would like to ask Sinterklaas and Santa Claus to pay extra attention, although I find the combination of sex-shoes and these two old men a bit complicated. Never mind.

  1. First of all, black So Kate 120m pumps , there he is, Christian Louboutin. These can never be missing from such a list. Probably completely impossible to walk in, but oh oh oh how beautiful they are. And, incredibly exciting. I think so.
  2. A leopard print can’t hurt either. Especially not in combination with the red sole. These Iriza 100m pumps should be shipped directly to my closet, so they can immediately go to bed with me.
  3. These Armurabotta boots are pure sex, pardon my french. I would never spend so much money on them, and I would never wear them during the day, but heaven, there’s surely no man unaffected (wink wink) when you parade by with these stunners.
  4. I think this line from Gucci is such a success. The heel is so delightfully high, and the iconic horsebit at the ankle only adds to the sexy appearance. Bring it on.
  5. A heel of 12 centimeters, pointed toe and all made of lace. Need we say more?
  6. This beauties scream boudoir. Ideal to appear very sensually at a masked ball, and then seduce the most handsome man of the evening behind your mask. Blake Lively Gossip Girl style, please.
  7. Those barely there shoes that are now totally hot I find really insanely sexy. Preferably with a nicely manicured toe because chipped nail polish and thick calluses, nobody is waiting for that.