8 LIES OF FASHION GIRLS

Well, don't say you don't do it. I'm guilty, I admit everything right away.

Your fresh Prada heels with ankle wrap are gorgeous, really. But don't come saying you walk the four-day march in them. No. Don't do it.

Why are ‘how to wear a long skirt with a crop top’ and ‘Cara's brows’ at the top of your Google search terms then?

Of course, sweetheart. You can always sell it again on designervintage.com but until then, you'll just have to pay for it.

Yes, yes, yes. You conveniently forget to mention that you still paid €750 for that Moschino dress. It may have been a sale, but it was certainly not a bargain.

But first, let's swap those McQueen ankle boots for your Saint Laurent nano heels, hang up your leather jacket, and pull out your cashmere CHANEL paris-Dallas shawl, and, and, and… Ah yes, being late is very fashionable, just think of it that way.

You mean Isabel Marant for H&M. Shall we be honest about that too?

And yet, appearing at every party in your little black niceness. Does neon nail polish actually count as color?

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