9 things he will never understand

For us, it all makes perfect sense, but we understand that he can't always keep up with us.

That you feel you have earned money when that Mulberry is discounted by 300 euros.

That you are stressed because you are almost late for your meditation course.

That you would rather have no money and that bag than no money and also not that bag.

That your watch has to come off and your hair ties have to come out before you step on the scale.

That you have a budget deficit every month again.

That you keep saying that you really like that salad and unsalted nuts.

That you want a route explained based on stores, not streets.

That you would rather die than say that those extravagant Prada shoes were a bad purchase.

That you hide your purchases in your closet for a few weeks and then say: “Oooo, those boots. I’ve really had them for a long time.”