MESSAGE FOR JUSTIN

Stay away from the Love Coach

The only magazine I faithfully buy every week is the English Grazia. Just some light gossip and see how happy Kim Kardashian is with her hips, man, and breasts and the worst facelifts of Hollywood. Grazia UK and I have the same low irritation threshold for Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston.

Both are drifting forties who look for someone to blame for what life has done to them, except themselves. Luckily, there is a therapist for everything. Even for unwilling men.

What's the case?

There is one thing in life that Jennifer really, really wants. A ring.

Now she thought she was on the right track when Justin asked her ‘to get engaged’ (which amusingly coincided with the engagement of Brad and Angelina), but the marriage is still waiting to happen. And that this is not Jen's fault, you already understood.

Because LA princesses really want to have their way and there is a suitable therapist for every issue, Jennifer searched, saw, and found Sandra Harmon, a.k.a. The Love Coach. Poor Justin now skypes with this woman twice a week.

On her site, Sandra says: ‘I am proud and happy to have worked with thousands of singles and couples who have found and kept a loving and committed romantic relationship or marriage after learning my techniques and practicing them their own way, in their own lives, based on their own needs and desires.’

I think Sandra treated herself to a fur coat and a Botox injection after every successful therapy session. If you have time, you should check out her site. You can't get more American than this. With the phone number on a banner in the corner and Love Judge videos where Sandra sits behind an oak desk with a desperate couple in front of her, holding a hammer.

I clicked on the video of Daniel-a-34-year-old-architect and Heather-a-25-year-old-teacher. After three years of dating, she expected a bit more. Commitment. But he wanted to get his affairs in order before diving into the marriage chaos. Because hey, they could get engaged, but then she would want that marriage and those kids a year later, and he wasn't ready for that yet.

Sandra's verdict was not to be taken lightly: after three years, a woman is entitled to a ring. You have to let her know that you love her. I was completely shocked when she said:

“You are churchgoing people, right? Then put a ring to it.”

So, dear Justin. This woman claims to strive for a relationship in everyone's interest where you have both good sex and live in complete harmony, but she is one of Jennifer's kind. The kind that only purrs and snorts when they see a ring, bouquet, and veil and hear a loud and clear “Yes, I do.”.

I would say: Justin, stop that silly skyping. It leads nowhere. Yes, to something you don't want. And don't worry about Sandra, she has plenty of work.