Destination Weddingguest
I ALSO WANT A $75,000 TREATMENT
I am aware that Kimye has already been in the spotlight today. But I can't help but share my last mission in life with you. One of the 200 guests at the wedding of the West family. Why?
The invitation alone cost 600 euros each. Picture a box designed by a couture designer containing a photo book that encompasses the romance of the two in images. A silk invitation etched in gold leaf with a clasp of natural pearls on top. And yes, this invitation was personally delivered. Yes.
Kanye has rented a complete fleet of private jets to transport all guests a bit comfortably to Paris.
Apparently, the Trianon Palace Hotel has been rented for our guests. I will just assume for convenience that I will be sitting there shortly. You know, the hotel next to Versailles where a modest suite costs a staggering 4000 euros. So there.
The goodie bag will be filled with a bottle of Bollinger champagne worth €300, €120 worth of Crème de la Mer products, and €150 worth of spa treatments at the hotel. Yes, I know that the goodie bag is completely bartered, but still. As a guest, I don't care how the goodie bag comes about. It's about what's inside.
The cake will be a staggering 12 million euros, the most expensive wedding cake of all time. Mimi So Jewellers and La Patisserie Artistique have already brainstormed with Kanye about a cake that will be covered in diamonds. Okay.
Kim is considering wearing three dresses. She has already had a meeting with Sarah Burton from Alexander McQueen because Kim really wants to buy a royal touch (Burton designed Kate Middleton's wedding dress). I understand that. After all, she is royalty herself.
The spray tan. No, not me. But Kim. She is already testing to find a spray tan that sprays real diamonds and fourteen-carat gold on her soft body. If she steps under this shower a day before, she will really shine on The Day.
That's why. I'm in. I don't know how, but it will happen. Kim, this is your FBFF (Future Best Friend Forever) speaking. Invite me.
