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FASCINATING PHOTOSHOP FACTS

#nomakeup, #nofilter, I never really believe them. Even with the famous LINDA cover where all the cover ladies wore no makeup, there was indeed a foundation applied and they were heavily at work with the magic wand called photoshop. Because while we might not have seen mascara-coated lashes and painted lips, a pore or a pimple was nowhere to be found.

Now, I don't want to bash LINDA in my story at all, it's one of the nicest magazines in the country and Linda is the queen of the media world, but I do want to point out that photoshop is on a grand triumphal march. In my opinion, a slightly too grand triumphal march.

Website www.xojane.com spoke with a retoucher (that's what they call someone who photoshops abroad) and his revelations were not mild. Here they come.

  1. Thin, thinner, thinnest is the motto. Up to 10 kilos can be photoshopped off a celebrity, and this retoucher is still of the conservative kind.
  2. The only woman who never wanted to be photoshopped is Mary J. Blige. She has a scar on her face that means a lot to her, hence.
  3. Women always want to be shopped (thinner, fewer wrinkles, no pores), while men, on the other hand, do not wish for photoshop.
  4. Thinner is more important in photoshop request land than fewer wrinkles. Arms, thighs, hips, everything must go.
  5. One of the stranger requests was to make a celebrity's nose shorter and their eyes bigger. That can be quite a shock when you suddenly see that person moving on TV, right?
  6. Photoshoppers are now extremely skilled at applying makeup to makeup-free faces. Applying mascara, lipstick, even nail polish is no problem. So remember, what you see is not what you get. That was once.

Just to shatter a dream for a moment. Beyonce photoshops herself silly. Not that she needs it, but she does it anyway. Take a look at the images below and then I ask for special attention to the slanted step between her thighs and the shadow that leads a life of its own, or at least a different one, than the real body.