BIEBS AND BLOOMS

Trouble in celebrity land: Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom have gotten into a fight. The two ran into each other at a restaurant in Ibiza and thanks to a somewhat confusing video, we can see that Orlando indeed throws a punch at the Biebs. The restaurant was quite busy that evening, with Paris Hilton, , Mary-Kate Olsen, Eva Mendes, Kirsten Dunst and P. Diddy dining there as well.

Anyway, of course, these kinds of situations are always about women. It is claimed that Justin was very close to Orlando’s then-wife about two years ago Miranda Kerr, and a few months ago, Orlando was spotted again with Selena Gomez, Justin's ex. The fact that all these people differ in age by several decades will be left unmentioned for now.

Justin wouldn't be the annoying little brat he is if he didn't want to make things just a bit worse, so after The Incident he posted a photo of a crying Orlando on his Instagram. Super mature, of course. You know, I am so done with the whining and fuss of this overrated child star. I hope Orlando can give him a few good hits, and if he can't, I would be willing to give it a try myself. Bloom, you know how to reach me.