CUNT RESEARCH

No week goes by without some stupid study coming out in which sex plays an important role. For example, today the Internet is busy with a study showing that women who ride motorcycles have a better sex life, and another study stating that women prefer cooking over sex. Nu.nl then loudly proclaims COOKING MORE POPULAR THAN SEX and since people only read and remember the headline, such a study suddenly gains legitimacy. And this while they are always such suggestive studies. Take that motorcycle riding story, for example. The conclusion is that female motorcyclists are happier in love and have a better sex life, according to a survey of 2029 female motorcyclists. 27% of the motorcycle women say they feel very sexy, compared to 7% of the women who do not ride motorcycles. Of the women who ride motorcycles, just over half are “very satisfied with their sex life,” while *shock and horror* only 35% of the women who do not ride motorcycles are that satisfied. Conclusion: motorcycle riding leads to a better sex life. To begin with, it is mentioned in a subordinate clause that the study was conducted by Harley Davidson, so that motorcycle riding will have a positive effect, whatever that effect may be, that is already certain in advance. Then, are there perhaps other factors that could influence the appreciation of the sex life? Or uncheckable variables? And is it possible that women who ride motorcycles are just more outgoing types and therefore give different answers than wallflowers? What this means is that motorcycle riding does not lead to a better sex life, but at most that women who ride motorcycles appreciate their sex life more – and even that is already quite far-fetched. Then there's that story about cooking being more popular than sex. “More than 22 percent of women prefer to prepare a nice dish than to have sex.” I must be crazy, but if 22% prefers cooking over sex, then 88% prefers sex over cooking, and then sex is still by far much more popular than cooking? What is nu.nl babbling about then? Anyway, my academic background always gets a bit toxic from that kind of stupid nonsense. So the motto is: never eat again and have a lot of sex on the motorcycle. And so you see, Kim and Kanye know exactly what they are doing.