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Liesbeth's Curiosity Cabinet

Peter Jan Rens, it just keeps going.

Well, I felt a bit burdened to type the first piece about Peter Jan Rens. I mean, somewhere it's downright embarrassing that I'm even dealing with that kind of person, so to make that public, mwaw, questionable. Anyway, eventually there came even a part 2 and neither of the pieces can be knocked out of the top 5, so we can say that you have just as bad taste as I do. Building on that, the idea arose to come up with a weekly column where I can share a bit of this kind of madness: Liesbeth's Curiosity Cabinet. What exactly will be included is still completely unclear, but in any case something strange, odd, and not fashion or style sensitive. And to officially open the cabinet, you will get an update about Peter Jan Rens, because man oh man, a lot has happened again. Here we go.

To begin with, there was a lot of fuss and panic last weekend. Virginia seems to have attacked Peter Jan. So much so that he had to flee the chalet they are staying in, hid from his wild bride, and ultimately the police had to separate them. De Telegraaf spoke to several camping guests who all claim that inhumane things are happening and that especially the child (who is already called ‘Vulnerable Baby’ by a few Facebook friends of mine and fellow Peter fans) is the victim. Endless arguments, Virginia is called “a beast,” but in the end, Peter posts on Facebook again that nothing is wrong and that there are arguments in every relationship. Well.

  • Anyone who thought Peter Jan would be a bit dirty is partially right. He is actually addicted to showering and does this about 3 to 4 times a day and “if I don't do this, I'm unbearable.” Thus Peter Jan to the AD. Furthermore, we learn that he can't hang a “little painting” because he has two left hands. “I am absolutely a thinker and not a doer.” A thinker! A THINKER.
  • As is known, the finances in the Rens household are not entirely in order. To make something of it, he sells himself as a presenter for parties and events and, as he says himself, he is “at home in all houses.” Now I can tell you from a very, very reliable source that Peter Jan is not the best negotiator. Book him for something, tell him you have a budget of €1000, and he says “well, you know what, let's do it for half.” Speaking of negotiation techniques. The rest of the money comes in from the couple's work at the market. Virginia has been at the market for years and Peter Jan joins in happily.
  • There is a wedding date! Mark October 10th big in your calendar because that's when it's going to happen. It is also Peter's birthday and he initially wanted to give a big concert that day (with artists like Golden Earring and Ali B because that's super realistic, of course) Virginia put a stop to that. By the way, she shouldn't even think about leaving him because he won't allow that. His words, not mine.
  • We conclude with Peter Jan's newest hobby, namely poetry. We already knew that he is a great literary talent but you wouldn't expect it, he can also write poetry. Michelangelo it is. On Facebook, he treats us almost daily to insane rhymes that are unparalleled with profound subjects. My favorite is by far the poem about Djelisa in the bath, which we will conveniently call ‘baby poop.’ Below is a selection of his best work from recent times, because I know you want to read it.
  • Disclaimer; I'm still not making any of this up.