Master of Ceremonies Anna Wintour

FOR ALL YOUR WEDDINGS

Charles Shaffer is indeed the son (yes, there is also a son) of Anna Wintour. The fashion gene has not reached him. Unfortunately. She has also given up hope for a daughter-in-law with a love for everything that hangs on a hanger or is delivered in a black net-a-porter box.

On Saturday, Charles married his Elisabeth Cordry whom he met at the University of Oxford where they both had much more interest in asymptomatic, congenital, cerebrospinal fluid than, let's say, the latest from Prada.

But Anna wouldn't be Anna if she didn't make Their Day a little bit Her Day too. She lent the happy couple her country house in Mastic, sent a WhatsApp to best friend Oscar de la Renta and asked him for a suitable dress, hoisted the flower girls in Alexander McQueen and the bridesmaids in, you see it coming, Prada.

With her son in very British Burberry, Anna's cat was purring like a satisfied and proud cat. I say, the perfect side job for after her retirement has been found.