NORTH WEST BY NUMBERS

I think she’s adorable, let’s make that clear. Especially in her Halloween outfit (what was she, a skunk?), I thought she looked like the sweetest thing on earth. On top of that she’s born on 15 June, the same date as my youngest. That helps too.

Being the daughter of Kim Kartrashian means you have a different life than that of Bente Groeneveld from Appelscha, that’s obvious. But using mama’s Hermès bag as a drawing pad is one step too far, even for me. Reason enough to gather the facts circulating around the world’s most famous baby. In short, North by numbers.

1. North has her own Instagram-account

No idea if Kim or Kanye manage it but there are a suspicious number of pics of the little one and they’re exhibitionist enough to be them. You want to follow her you say? You can. The address is @_north_west. You’ll be joining a queue of 16 thousand fans.

2. North only wears designer or couture.

Her mother prefers to dress her in a mini-version of herself. If the designer doesn’t have a mini version then something is made in the same style so the two can always go around looking matchy-matchy.

3. North has her own stylist.

“Our child is exposed to the public so it is our task to make sure she always looks her best.” A statement from the loving parents. North’s stylist speaks to the styling team of Kimye on a daily basis so the trio can breathe the same look.

4. North does not like dolls.

Many people think that North is a boy. Probably the name. But also because she is hardly ever seen in the company of a doll. And pink outfits are also not her first choice.

5. there is an artist hiding in North

Apparently shown off again today when Kim was spotted carrying her painted-by-North Hermès bag. I say; Selwyn Senatori, be afraid. Be very afraid.

(Image credit via: DailyMail)