On the road in a OnePiece
What a? A OnePiece. Or rather, a onesie. A pair of pants and a top connected, with a long zipper at the front or back so you can put it on and take it off in one go. But preferably not, because a onesie from OnePiece you’d rather never take off again, it’s so unbelievably comfortable. Women probably already know what I’m talking about, but unfortunately, men are often less enthusiastic about this item. They don’t find it sexy and especially think it’s very weird and strange. Time for Lies and me to put it to the test, could we still catch a bit of attention in a OnePiece? We ordered two copies, so when the packages were on the mat, we went on an investigation. And I can tell you, count on it that a OnePiece still brings in some attention.
On the bike
We immediately passed our neighbors. A large scooter company where at that moment the entire staff (I think about 12 men, really those incredibly manly men, you know) were outside having lunch. “Hey guys, what do you think of our outfit?!” we shouted loudly and also a bit awkwardly. One wanted to take us both home right away, another had to get used to it a bit (“sorry I don’t think it looks good”) and we also heard the question “where do you buy something like that, then I’ll buy one for my girlfriend right away.” Quite a good catch already after the first few minutes we thought. On to step two, restaurant Van Mechellen for lunch.
Dining out
Who says you can’t spice up your OnePiece a bit when you go out the door? Okay, during a lazy Sunday lounging on the couch that’s really not necessary. Then we even put on a couple of extra thick socks if we can. And really, we still find it sexy. For lunch, we both wore a leather jacket, Liesbeth was in towering heels and I was in my old trusty All Stars. There has to be a difference.
The young hip (handsome!) guy in the service thought my outfit was quite suitable for a festival, but Lies“ outfit was less appreciated. ”No sorry, it’s just too pink. I’m not a fan of pink.” By the way, a visit to the toilet is quite a task. The outfit has to come all the way off, which isn’t so bad because it’s quick, but you’re then sitting there in your almost-naked state on the loo. But that’s a matter of getting used to and pushing through.
“You’d rather never take off a onesie from OnePiece, it’s so unbelievably comfortable‘
Grocery shopping
It was a summer day and Liesbeth was wearing quite a warm OnePiece, so probably that’s why some people looked at her a bit strangely. That might also be due to the stripe of sweat on her forehead. And when there’s a long line at the checkout (which was of course the case), people have plenty of time to check you out from head to toe. So quite a few looks were exchanged.
Of course, there will always be men who might not find it the most attractive thing out there, but it also depends a bit on how you style it. But ultimately, it’s not about what The Man thinks of your outfit, that’s up to YOU. We are quite enthusiastic, the thing is really incredibly comfortable. What they find unattractive is mainly that the female body shapes disappear. But, on the other hand, we were told that the idea of being able to stand completely naked with one simple zipper movement is indeed quite an exciting thought.
The only downside we found was that you really can’t see the results of all those thousands of squats we did for Destination Killerbody anymore. But well, we probably should have tested a wetsuit instead.
Are you also in the mood for a OnePiece, then take a look at this site, they come in all shapes and sizes.
And you know what’s fun? With the code: AMAYZINEPIECE you get 20% discount. I’d say, what are you waiting for!
So we did some research, it’s not just for lounging on the couch. Let’s hit the streets, together we’re working on a real OnePiece revolution and in a year no one will know better.
