Beauty
10 one-liners that make you a winner
It's Monday and there's a good chance that when you turned over in bed, you thought about that colleague. That annoying person who always opens her mouth before you can answer a question about your project. Or that guy from the finance department who always says why your PR plan is too expensive-too complicated-last minute so he can lean back and you have to come up with something new. Those types.
Unfortunately, I can't remove them for you, but I can arm you with the solid one-liners that will checkmate them completely with one elegant and light sentence.
Just practice a bit so you can use them in the right context.
- Ik vergeet nooit een gezicht, maar in jouw geval zou ik blij zijn een uitzondering te maken. -Groucho Marx-
- I will not dignify that with an answer. -Liesbeth Rasker- and he works like a train.
- Vertrouw nooit een man met korte benen. Zijn brein is te dicht bij zijn onderkant. -Noel Coward-
- I spent all my money on Chanel and Choo’s. The rest I wasted.” From myself, a free interpretation of footballer George Best “I spent all my money on women and booze, the rest I wasted.
- She has a good heart, it just should have been cooked on her back. -Fred van Leer-
- Politics is just showbusiness for ugly people. -Jay Leno-
- The first time I’ll see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. -Joan- oh Joan I miss you, Rivers
- Age is an issue of mind and matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. -Mark Twain-
- Er zijn twee soorten mensen; degenen die het werk doen en degenen die de eer opstrijken. -Indira Ghandi-
- Degenen die ertoe doen, vinden het niet erg en degenen die het erg vinden, doen er niet toe.
Good luck!
