Sexting through emoticons

When Dirty Talk was followed by Dirty Texting, or Sexting, it was just a matter of waiting until Sexting was followed by Sexoticons. That is a self-invented word but the definition in the dictionary would be something like “expressing the desire for, or performing, erotic actions through sending emoticons and typographic symbols composed faces.” Because when your crush sends you an eggplant emoticon it doesn’t mean he’s in the mood for a pasta dish with eggplant…

The eggplant

It actually stands for the male genitalia and can be sent in combination with the peach, which stands for the female genitalia. 1+1 = ... indeed.

The birds and the bees

Do you get that on your screen? You’ve got some talking to do…

Time to get cozy

In the mood for a sexy evening with red wine, sultry music, and lots of kissing? Then send this quartet.

Foreplay

A girl, some eyes, a bikini, oh it’s actually that simple. You look at the clothes on her body via Whatsapp and then you tear them off her body in real life.

Handwork

For him, that’s the eggplant + the double hands, for her the peach. It couldn’t be clearer.

Good sex

When your girlfriend asks the next day how the sex was, you only need to send this and she knows it was good.

Oral work

For him, it’s pretty obvious that this emoticon stands for that, and well, for her too. A child can do the laundry.

69

Multiple variations possible, but with one of these you’re definitely good.

In the shower

One takes a shower, the eggplant, the peach, some water and voila, your wishes are clear.

Vibrating

For when he asks what you’re doing and you don’t find ‘vibrating’ a good answer.