Sexting with emoticons

When Dirty Talk was followed up by Dirty Texting, or Sexting, it was only a matter of time before Sexting got followed up by Sexoticons. That's a self made-up word but the dictionary definition would be ‘making the desire for, or execution of erotic acts known to others by means of sending emoticons and typographical signed faces.’ Because when your crush sends you an aubergine emoticon it does not mean that he feels like aubergine pasta....

The aubergine

It represent the male genitalia and can be sent in combination with the peach, which represents the female genitalia. 1+1 =...correct.

the birds and the bees

Did you receive these? You've got some talking to do...

Time to do it

Feel like having a sexy evening with red wine, sensual music and lots of kissing? Send this foursome.

foreplay

A woman, eyes, a bikini, oh that's actually so simple. You're imagining the clothes off her body via WhatsApp and are planning to tear them off her in real life.

Hand job

For him it's the aubergine + double hands, for her it's the peach. Can't get any clearer.

Good sex

When your girlfriend asks how the sex was, all you need to do is send these and she'll know it was great.

Mouth work

It's pretty obvious what this emoticon represents for him, and yes for her too. Too simple for words.

69

Multiple variations possible, but with one of these you're good.

Under the shower

Take a shower, the aubergine, the peach, a little water et voila, your wishes are clear.

Vibrattting

If he asks what you're doing and you don't think ‘vibrating’ is an appropriate answer.