THE B IS FOR BIMBO

Beertje van Beers loves bimbos. I had to ask around the office first to find out what that actually means, a bimbo. Big boobies, thick lips, slutty and a dumb blonde look. A bit Dolly Parton-ish actually. And as she says: ‘When you look as sexy and over-the-top as I do, people refuse to take you seriously. That’s really their loss. Because in the end, I still had all the fame, all the success and awards, but more importantly: I had all the fun.’ And that’s just how it is Dolly.

What if you also feel like looking like a bimbo? Then you can. The bimbobooth app gives you a nice blonde hairstyle, plumped lips, a few good eyelash extensions, a Cindy Crawford beauty mark, and a good dollop of eyeshadow. Pretty funny for a change? And by the way, blondes have more fun did we?