Things that women don't care about during sex
A promise is a debt, so after we discussed last week about the things men don't worry about during The Act, here are the things that women don't lose sleep over. Eavesdropping men, this is golden information!
Whether every sexual encounter lasts 4 hours
Look, sometimes a long steamy session is exactly what we want, but a quickie is really not something we say no to. You just don't always have time to set up a marathon when you might just be in the mood for a quickie, and that's okay.
Whether there is foreplay every time
This is an extension of the previous point, you really don't have to worship us from head to toe every time and pull out all the Cosmo prediction tips from the closet. Sometimes it can be a bit more straightforward, sex is sex is sex.
Whether we orgasm every time
Yes, this is a sensitive point (pun intended) because opinions are strongly divided on this, but an orgasm is not the absolute most important thing. Sure, it's better to have one than not, but sometimes it just doesn't happen and the whole journey there can be satisfying and exciting enough. Anyway, women (usually) find it harder to orgasm than men, and then there's the problem that many men base their expectations too much on porn films. As in, the woman orgasms within a minute and often at the same time as the man. That's not how it works in real life, and that's okay.
When you have to search for a condom
It can be super awkward if he has to run out of bed in a hurry and rummages through all the drawers for 10 minutes looking for a condom while you're lying there a bit sultry waiting. But you know, better that than him smoothly pulling out a whole family pack of condoms from under the bed in one swift motion. Sure, we know you're not our first, but it doesn't have to be so obvious.
If there is no cuddling afterwards
Thanks to all the romcoms the image has arisen that women always want to cuddle endlessly afterwards and fall asleep arm in arm, but that's a rather romanticized image. Sure, we don't have to lie on the other side of the bed with zero contact points, but that intimate entanglement isn't always necessary either. Especially not with a bed partner with whom you don't really have romantic intentions.
If things aren't working for a moment
“An assault on my masculinity” men say, but we don't see that problem that way. It is annoying when you're completely ready and then have to come home from a cold fair. But there are plenty of other things that the man in question can do to still get us to our satisfaction, and besides, things might start working again in the process. We have time, no rush, it'll be fine.
Whether you're as well-endowed as Ron Jeremy
Size does matter, size doesn’t matter, opinions are divided. What is always true, however, is that it’s about what you do with it. A child’s arm between the legs is also just awkward and painful.
