COSMOSUTRA-TIME

Our designer Cher placed this gift on my desk this morning. ‘Here Jet, maybe nice for the Sexy Friday today.’ I was unavailable for the next hour. I had my nose buried in this Cosmosutra. The love and sex guide of Cosmopolitan. Maybe I’m a bit too old for this magazine, but honestly, I read out loud some nice sex facts here at the office and everyone enjoyed it.

We can talk quite openly about this subject here (just girl talk, you know), but some things still remain a bit of a taboo. And rightly so. It’s also something intimate and personal. But well, when I read that it happens quite often that one of the two sometimes gets a cramp and that can be quite annoying during the act, everyone raises their hand. On page 98, I find different sleeping positions of men. They can actually have a meaning. If a man sleeps with clenched fists, then something is probably bothering him. If he has the duvet wrapped between his legs, then he desires a bit more power in the relationship. Of course, I don’t take this too seriously. The only thing I know is that I have often been on the edge of the bed and supported myself with one leg on the ground to avoid falling off. Nowhere does it say what that means. Maybe that’s for the best.

When I unfold the measuring tape (and it’s not meant to measure our own hips or bust size), everyone goes wild. Oh, what a lovely start to this Friday morning. Everything stays between these amayzine.com walls, of course. And this magazine? I’ll take it home with me for now.