Hoe groter, hoe beter?

It is a question that every man has asked himself at some point (or always) and that women worldwide discuss endlessly with each other: does size matter? Too small is often almost as miserable as too big, and they can also be thick or thin and crooked or straight – or have some other strange anomaly. But just imagine that you are not just well-endowed, but that you are the absolute largest of all men in the world (as far as is known). This is the case with Jonah Falcon. His member is wider than his own wrist, measures just over 24 centimeters when flaccid but over 34 centimeters when erect. Just grab a measuring tape and let it sink in for a moment. In Iceland, there is a penis museum (The Icelandic Phallological Museum) and they recently asked if they could display Jonah's penis in formaldehyde after his death. Jonah said yes, so we can all calmly study the thing (because that’s what it is) in a number of years.

Or you can dare to try it now, but know what you are getting into. It won't be Jonah's libido that holds you back; he doesn't count his bed partners but “it’s probably somewhere in the three digits.” Furthermore, you can expect a lot of kissing and a lot of foreplay because it takes a while before he is fully erect. Anyway, those who want to know more about this Jonah can watch a short documentary about him here, or just wait until he has passed away and then book a trip to Iceland.