Ta-da, the bill for the Kimye wedding

There's a good chance you're going completely crazy from all the news about the Kimye wedding, but tough luck for you, I'm not even close. The British Grazia knows what makes me happy and posted an infographic on Saturday detailing what that party in Paris and Florence actually cost for their 200 best friends and family. And admit it, you really want to know that too. So here’s the shopping list for the Wedding of the year/century/millennium.

Total costs for the two days of celebration. Including hotel stays, flights, everything. Excluding the amount they apparently made available for their guests to shop with, that rumor has not yet been confirmed.

for the bachelorette dinner in Paris the night before. Together with a group of well-tanned girlfriends, she set out, while extensively photographing herself so that the rest of the world could enjoy it too. Just because Kim is so incredibly concerned about her privacy. 

costs for the cake. And quite an impressive cake, because one with seven tiers is almost bigger than my house. Oh, and it took three strong men to even move the thing.

rental for Forte di Belvedere. For an afternoon. Almost three hundred thousand. For an afternoon. One afternoon. Three hundred thousand. So.

by plane to bring the 200 guests from Paris to Florence and back. That's something different than the buses you used to take on school trips.

for the wedding dress which, to be fair, was unbelievably beautiful. I think so anyway. But hey, if you lay down three hundred thousand for a dress, I can certainly hope that a nice specimen rolls out of it.

this is quite remarkable, because Kimmie wore a lipstick from L’Oréal that cost just over 7 euros. The woman is so frugal.

That's a bit less frugal, because that's how much the Valentino dress she wore at the pre-wedding brunch in the castle of, indeed, Valentino cost. But that must be said, I thought it was lovely. 

for the Balmain dress she wore during the bachelorette night in Paris. There were quite wild rumors on the Internet that this piece would cost around $80,000, but that turned out to be not so bad. In fact, I expected it to be much more expensive than this 8,800 euros given that an average Balmain piece on net-a-porter quickly runs close to 10,000 euros. But hey, Kim must have managed to snag a special price.