TOUR GUIDE KIM KARDASHIAN

Four countries in two weeks

Kim Kardashian has a child, a ring on her finger, and even changed her last name to West. Yet baking apple pies and raking the yard is not on the agenda for now. Kim hops from jet-set destination to five-star resort at a rapid pace.

A recap of the past fourteen (yes, fourteen days).

Thailand

By the way, Kim was already there for her million dollar wedding to get things in order. Two weeks ago she enjoyed the beach, sun, and food.

San Francisco

A week later she PJed (that's a verb for how people move with a private jet to another destination) to San Francisco where the next day they celebrated Mr. West's birthday at Nobu in Malibu.

Hamptons

About a day later, our Kim massaged her filled little buttocks in the sand of The Hamptons. After that, she had A Very Boring Week because there was no trip on the menu for five days.

Mexico

Thank goodness Kim got to get away again. She went with her husband and little baby to Mexico, to Casa Aramara to be precise, and had #mexiconightswithmysexyman. She also enjoyed quesadillas, margaritas, and a mariachi band. When in Mexico….