5 THINGS WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY REALLY STUPID AT

At Amayzine, you should know, we have a toilet for boys and one for girls. They are even marked with a pink and a blue logo. Because a. we have very few boys working and b. they are particularly clean, I sometimes dare to use their toilet when ‘the pink one’ is occupied.

Of course, I found the toilet seat up there. Logical if this is the territory of men. And I simultaneously realized that we women have raised the men very well because I hardly ever find a toilet seat up anymore.

And at that exact moment, I thought that I actually find that incredibly stupid of us. That and more things. Text and explanation? Here they come.

1. Why do men have to put the seat down?

I mean; someone has to touch that seat with their fingers. We want it down, they want it up. Why do they have to flip it down completely for us princesses? That's pretty silly and unkind of us, right? I say: from now on, let's leave it all in the position that was comfortable for us. Who knows, another man might come after that man. You get it?

2. Asking “What time will you be home?”

It can't get more bourgeois. But I do it too. Why? What does it matter? He will come back anyway, because you are the nicest.

3. Saying something unkind about another attractive woman

So saying that sex-on-legs Katja Schuurman really doesn't have such good taste in clothes. As if he cares about that. Or saying about a really cool type that you find it quite uncharming that she drinks beer. Anything to slightly adjust his image of that very nice woman negatively. So childish.

4. Quick sex

Do you know that scene with Miranda in Sex and the City The Movie? Where she says to Steve during sex: “Just get it over and done with”? You've had that too, right? Not because we don't love sex, really. And with our man, we have the best sex ever. But sometimes we're just too tired. Or we have to watch Penoza. So stupid.

5. Socks next to the laundry basket

It's something with men and laundry baskets. When they have dirty laundry, they throw it on the floor. We can still be annoyed about that for forty years but it ain't gonna change. I once asked my beloved about the reason. It turned out he thought I had such a complicated laundry basket system (I indeed have four: one for colors, one for whites, one for delicate items, and one for clean laundry) that he prefers to put it on the floor so I can sort it. No arguing with that. And what does it matter to me to bend down an extra time? I secretly do a bit of sport too. Tsss.