WHY NORTH IS THE BEST BIG SISTER

Here we are: the resignation of Sepp Blatter and the second pregnancy of Kim Kardashian. This is the news that dominates this week. Because we prefer lightweight issues of life, we’ll stick to the second one. “Our” North is about to become a big sister. That she will be the best big sister of the century is apparent already. Now all we have to do is cross our fingers that the little sprout will be a girl.

North travels in style. And Elsa, Olaf and Anna are her companions of choice. Beside her parent’s Vuitton ensemble North’s Frozen suitcase is an eye catcher. And because North is the sweetest she’ll make room for her brother’s or sister’s rattle.

How to get to front row is not a hard one to crack for a Kardashian. It’s harder to leave the show as fast as possible so you can party backstage. Early escapes are well known to North. Crying your head off so your mother spares you the Alexander Wang collection or, dear me, your father’s Adidas collection. How could you?

If you’re North’s sister you can rely on the prettiest designer pieces. Fram Lacroix to Givenchy and Baby Dior. Everything, everything a little baby doll would wish for.

North will share her dance cards. From Beyoncé to Rihanna; North knows anybody that’s somebody. And yes tickets to concert or private gigs during your birthday are not a problem.

North has been around the block en knows exactly how to put one’s best foot foremost. Just be a copycat and you’ll have it mastered in no time.

Press your head against your father’s chest, the corners of your mouth turned down or you’re your hand in front of your face. North will protect you and all will be well. Even if during fashion month your parents drag you over every single red carpet.