A DILDO PARTY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS

One of our lovely interns (I will never reveal who) had a dildo party last week. I knew the phenomenon existed, but I had never had someone nearby who could really tell me all about it, so when I heard this story, I seized my chance. And because I'm really not the worst, I'm sharing it with you, because everyone naturally wants to know more about dildo parties.

• You book a dildo party online, and The Intern (TI) had one from www.ladiesnight.nl.
• The lady who comes is extremely professional and even though there is certainly enough laughing and giggling, it is a serious affair and the lady in question explains all sorts of things for at least an hour.
• Once she is inside, she starts to display the ENORMOUS bag she has with her. Dozens of dildos and vibrators in many colors, sizes, and flavors. In the meantime, you can enjoy a bottle of wine with your friends, because with a little drink, everything, especially a dildo party, is of course a lot more fun. And easier.
• When everything is set up, you receive a form with your name on it and all the products. During the evening, you can fill in which items you want, and they will be sent to you later. A child could do the laundry.
• The evening starts with care products for him, for her, and for you together. Think of body lotion, massage gel, lubricant, and tingling gel.
• Then chapter two: the foreplay. There are games, sexy outfits, exciting costumes, whips, hot stones, handcuffs, feathers to tease with... Accessories, in other words.
• Once you have chosen all of those, it's time for the men. TI had two men who love men in her company, and for them, there were butt plugs and “everything else you can insert anally,” including smaller ‘objects’ for “anal beginners.”
• In the meantime, you can extensively touch and feel everything that comes by, and in the bathroom, special gel was placed that you could try out there. “It felt like you had tiger balm down there,” according to TI.
• Then it was time for the real work. The dildos and vibrators. Tip: you don't necessarily have to choose a gigantic beast; a smaller model can also do a lot for you.
• All in all, TI highly recommended it. The group you are with gets to know each other much better right away, because swinging around with large plastic fake penises is usually a good icebreaker. And, it's free; you only pay for the products you buy.
• Finally, a few tips. If you hold the tip of the vibrator against your nose and it feels nice, then you've got one that is suitable for you.
• Your vibe doesn't get clean from just washing it with water. Bacteria will remain, so you really need special cleaning products to hygienically take care of yourself.
• If you're going to do anal things, don't insert any, uh, “loose objects.” With your vagina, gravity will ensure that objects naturally come back down, but with your butt, that doesn't work. So before you know it, you're embarrassingly lying in the emergency room with your buttocks spread. So those nice vibrating eggs, for example? Keep them for the front.