The most bizarre fetishes

Don't ask me why, but suddenly in the weekly editorial meeting, we were talking about humans and their fetishes. There are indeed types around who have rather, eh, strange preferences for what happens between the sheets. A lot of screaming and giggling followed, so I knew enough: this is food for my Sexy Friday. May I introduce to you: four quite bizarre fetishes. Tastes differ, shall we say.

Furry Fandom

You know, I love everything that is fluffy and cute. Especially cats, but secretly I'm a sucker for any animal species. But there are also people who take it all just a bit more seriously; the Furries. These people love to dress up in a stuffed animal suit and then play all sorts of games with each other. Or to make love. The animal you decide to be is your “fursona” and some suits even have holes in the crotch area so that Chip and Dale can easily go at it.

Ursusagalmatophilia

For those who find all those Furries just not their thing and prefer to focus on teddy bears: you are not alone.

Mechanophilia

Then you are attracted to machines. Seriously. The most famous mechanophile is Edward Smith; this man had “sex” with 1000 cars (by sticking his penis in the exhaust, and no, I'm not making this up) but “married” his dream car, a white Beetle named Vanilla, in 2013. There are about 500 mechanophiles known worldwide according to Edward, so it's an exclusive group. Anyone who wants to see Edward's Beetle kiss and fondle click here.

Dendrophilia

A while ago, a British woman made the news because she wanted to marry a tree. Emma (31) was head over heels in love with Tim, a poplar. The sex she has with Tim is, according to her, the best sex ever, and she is very eager to marry him soon. Emma is a dendrophile; someone who gets excited by trees. She told a magazine: “People may judge me, but Tim makes me happier than any man.”