Stupid questions that should no longer be asked

In the past, the teacher always said that there are “no stupid questions.” But that's a big lie because stupid questions do exist, and these are them.

“Oh, do you also work out here?”

Admittedly, I rarely stand in the gym but this comes from a status update by Fred van Leer. He got that question and wrote: “No, I'm just waiting completely sweaty for the results of the STD test.” I found that very funny. The stupid question can actually be any variation of “Wow, you here too?” No way, are you crazy, I'm not here at all! It's an illusion! Optical illusion!

“Do you want a bag with that?”

Last week I quickly went to the Hema next to my house and did that without a bag because I just needed to grab something small. Once in the store, it became more and more, and I had about ten items in my arms that I could barely carry. Everything laid out at the checkout (really quite a pile), the cashier rang everything up and then asked me: “Do you want a bag with that?” Uh, YES DUH? They are also good at that at the supermarket. Bag? No way, I'll just carry it all on my head. Prrrrrima.

“This one?”

Also often at the checkout. When you come to pay for a vase or something, the cashier says: “So ma'am, this one?” I always feel like saying, “Oh yeah, no, just take that one back there in the corner.” WHY do you think I'm standing at the checkout with that vase?!

“Wow, can you walk on that?”

I get that very often when people see my heel collection. What do they think, that I'm crawling through life? Stumbling? In a wheelchair? Think people, THINK.