We love men, but they are also strange creatures. Men like to shout loudly that women are incomprehensible (which is true, I often don't understand myself either), but conversely, there are also plenty of curious male habits that we just don't get.
Always touching the penum
The uncontrollable urge to at any moment of the day put your hand in your pants to sort things out. I've had something explained to me about sticky ball sacks (sorry) but does that really have to happen while you're talking to me? Or when you're in the supermarket? Or giving a presentation? Women can also experience discomfort down under when wearing a thong, but we're really not going to correct that in plain sight.
A cold is a life-threatening illness
Men see themselves as the stronger sex and that's really quite cute and sweet, but it's actually mostly nonsense. A man who has to cough once immediately envisions a grand and dramatic sickbed. The slightest shiver means acute pneumonia and in all those cases he really has to stay home for a day and oh sweetheart could you maybe bring some soup and massage my feet? Softies.
Total lack of desire for information
When a woman has been on a date, her friends demand an almost literal transcript of that evening. We want to know everything. And by the way, beforehand we have thoroughly studied the man in question and upon closer inspection, that whole date is no longer necessary because we already know everything about him. Men see it differently. They don't need to know much more than “is she hot?”. And after the date, a simple “had sex?”
Total lack of punctuality
And in that regard; why can't men just make an appointment? Now I am a total neurotic planner myself, but most men are a maddening contrast to that. Then you suggest going out to dinner soon and the answer is: “Yeah good idea! At that new restaurant?” You: “Yes, when?” Him: “Oh we'll see. Next week or something?” BUT WHAT DAY NEXT WEEK. Jesus Christ dude WORK with me.
Obsession with breasts
Every man finds breasts a kind of magical attraction. We have those things on every day so the excitement is a bit gone. In the movie Notting Hill, there is a famous scene where Julia Roberts“ character says: ”They’re odd looking, they’re for milk, your mother has them, you’ve seen a thousand of them… what’s all the fuss about?' And I gladly agree with that.
Considering every sports match as a cup final
Don't mess with his match because then you're out. And if Mr. is found weekly on the field during a hockey match with his team (Men 12), then that's serious business. Also, especially don't make jokes about things related to football, his favorite players, and when the Tour de France is on, it's perfectly normal for him to suddenly be the biggest cycling fan out there.
