11 THINGS WE ALL THINK OR DO AFTER SEX
Shaving, buying new lingerie, quickly throwing your sheets in a quick wash, and an extra swipe of mascara can't hurt either. Since we are quite busy prepping ourselves for a hot night, you would think that after the deed we would be ready for an arm around us and a nice series on the laptop. Netflix and chill, so to speak.
Nothing could be further from the truth, just admit it. We do and think a lot more after sex. Bet you can check off a few?
1. Checking the time
Seriously? What does it even matter?? You're lying in bed (or hanging from the curtains) with your love, it doesn't matter at all what time it is?
2. Sprinting to the faucet (and the toilet)
Important to drink (and pee) well after your turn. Not just to stay hydrated, but especially to keep that antibiotic course at bay.
3. Laughing at your ‘sex hair’
Super fun those sexy long locks you get from the different positions and hair-pulling antics, but once it's over the fun is gone, and it becomes a mess. And it needs to be combed out. Immediately.
4. Calling your mom back
Sorry mom, I was uhh, in the shower.
5. Cancelling your seven o'clock class
I mean: you've definitely had your cardio for today. At least, that's what you tell yourself.
6. You hesitate whether to quickly throw your bedding in the washing machine
Well, you can either throw it all in the wash right away or let it dry and pretend nothing happened. We weren't done yet, right?
7. Looking for your bra
Seriously, are there mice running around here that took off with your bra? Why is that thing always missing?
8. Taking a moment to check if everything is okay down under
A lot can happen in those thirty minutes. So you sprint to the bathroom to sneak a peek if your vajayjay is alright.
9. Admiring yourself in the mirror
Because let's be honest, with that blush on your cheeks and messy hair, we are sexy as hell. It must be said.
10. Blowing out the twenty candles around you
Super romantic, but soon you'll fall asleep and won't wake up again. Or yes, from the siren outside.
11. Putting your sexy set back on
Because hello, that set cost you a fortune. Not for those thirty seconds.
