Sexy Friday

CUMMING WITH A COACH; SAY WHUUUT

Orgasmic meditation is the new sex hype

It seems that 25 percent of the Dutch population struggles with a low libido. Why? Well, the stress of modern life takes its toll in the bedroom. In the evenings, we are distracted by televisions, computers, cell phones, and work-related stress. But now. It started in England and now there is a whole stream of meditation experts and sex coaches claiming they can teach you techniques to improve your sex life. All of this is referred to as ‘Orgasmic Meditation’. This technique focuses on sensations in your body and removes all chaos from your mind. ”You can both reach an orgasm, even if only one of the two is touched,” says British meditation coach Nicole Daedone. “People need to realize that an intense orgasm only comes when you take it slow, and you do this best with light touches and by communicating what you really want. A woman should give her partner clear instructions on where she wants to be touched, and men need to learn how to slow down, be gentler, and enjoy every spot of her body.”

“I find it a bit...”

Good. The idea is that you go to the coach together with your partner, where he (or she) then plays with your vagina very veeeery sloooowly (because slower = better, so it seems). In front of the coach, yes. Who then looks very seriously at your orgasm face and gives tips for the next session. Hosternokke people (thanks Farmer Bertie for this new word), what is wrong with us? Does everything in this world of oversharing have to be shared? Even our orgasms? I find it a bit much.

And, if you dare, take a look for yourself at what such a session is roughly like. If you're at work behind the computer, I would eh, wait until you're home...