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DEAR PEOPLE, MAKE WAY FOR THE BANANA!

I will now tell you where this suddenly comes from. Look, you just have to believe me at my word in the first place. Because my predictive word is simply sacred and that's that. But in the second place, I will still provide some evidence. Check these four points. Sorry that there aren't five, but four is also quite fine, I thought.

1. Tommy Hilfiger has banana wallpaper in the bathroom and if Tommy Hilfiger has banana wallpaper in the bathroom, then, um, well, it's just a thing.

2. Dolce & Gabbana have banana earrings that you MUST have. You must have all the earrings from Dolce & Gabbana anyway, but you must at least have those bananas.

3. Jonathan Adler has designed the most amazing brass banana sculpture ever. It keeps popping up in my timeline on Insta. Trust me: buy that sculpture and let it shine on your coffee table. You will be the coolest ever.

4. Charlotte Olympia even sent complete bananas down the runway. Just look quickly, it's really true. There goes a banana!

I'm telling you: soon we'll all be on the banana.