Jelmer de Boer. The man who is known as Geen Troep on Instagram  No Junk is one of the most popular food bloggers at the moment. But especially don't let him know that we call him that, because he has a brotherly dislike for all those health clichés and prefers to bake an Oreo cake rather than a buckwheat pancake. He makes damn fun videos on YouTube, writes unfiltered (but with sugar) blogs on www.jelmerdeboer.nl and a book is coming out with topics like “health doesn’t exist”, “a basic course on lying to yourself”, “sugar-free eating is for intense idiots”, “what I think of fat people” and “E-numbers are fine.” So, Jelmer, any guilty pleasures we don’t know about?

What is your biggest annoyance in life?

Girls who take my ice cream and eat it. And those Nike Sky High shoes. And pigeons. And cash. And rain.

What would no one expect from you?

That I can't get angry.

If you were president of the world, what would you do first?

Make the same power outlets in all countries.

Biggest superficial turn-off?

Those Nike Sky High shoes

What do others find extremely annoying about you?

That I am so handsome that the rest doesn’t get any attention.

Do you have a hidden talent?

No, if I can do it well I want to show it because I am insecure about what people think of me.

And, a secret hobby?

Listening to Tony Bennett.