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IT'S AUTUMN! TEN THINGS RENSKE IMMEDIATELY NEEDS

Which item do you want to give her?

Dear people, let me not beat around the bush any longer: I can't go into autumn like this. I really have absolutely nothing to wear. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. My wardrobe is one big black hole when you look inside. And I'm not lying. Because best friends always tell each other everything.

The fact that you should always tell everything to your best friends is even in Stranger Things. If you haven't seen that series yet, you're really slow.

Well, then you might be wondering how it comes that I have nothing to wear? I'll tell you. Firstly, it's because I've lost a whopping ten kilos! And secondly, it's actually also because I've lost ten kilos! And thirdly, actually also! And fourthly also! Wow. Actually, I think it comes in the first ten to fifteen places due to losing weight that I have nothing to wear. I now weigh only 71 kilos. At 1.74 meters.

Thank you. Personally, I think a modeling breakthrough is on the horizon.

Good. New clothes then. The only point is that I have absolutely no money to shop. Due to a severe incident with an intrusive Gucci sunglasses in the Bijenkorf. So now I ask you: what now? What now? WHAT A HELLISH HELL! You wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy and I really mean it! But let's all just stay calm. Panicking is really completely unnecessary. So let's stay calm now, focus on your breathing. Moreover, I think I have quite a nice solution in mind. And that is that there will be a bridal list. You know, an online gift list for the upcoming bride and groom, but then specially for me only.

Admittedly: bridal list might be a bit of a strange word in my case, because I'm not getting married at all, but I say: nitpicker. Moreover, I would really love to get married. In a baroque building in Paris with chandeliers and ornaments and velvet chairs. And then we would throw a super intense cocktail party on the rooftop terrace. Good idea, right? I think so too, but my boyfriend doesn't want to. Very unfortunate indeed. Very unfortunate. Really very very very unfortunate. Very unfortunate. Really so unfortunate. So incredibly unfortunate. Anyways: you can all sign up for my bridal list from today or whatever you want to call it. Where you can choose from a cheap, average, or an expensive item, depending on your budget. You can participate by sending an email to renske@amayzine.com with the subject bridal list. Don't forget to mention the correct code.

Believe me: it's really the best solution for everyone.

CHEAP

1. At number one is of course this Skinnydip Oversized Fluffy Bag Charm for 13.33 euros. That's not much. I think so too. And I really need to have it. Of course because ‘skinny’ is in the name and because I can give my boring 90‘s Gucci bag a lift with it. So you're really doing a good deed if you buy it for me. So buy that thing. You can't go wrong here.

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2. At number two is this Camel Hair Coat from Max Mara for 1845 euros. Admittedly, super critical people might point out that it's a ridiculously expensive coat. So why is it on the cheap list?!? You can just hear them thinking it. Well, that's really more than logical. Because it's a timeless coat. And just calculate how much such a coat ultimately costs per day! I think 2 euros.

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3. I also need a green bag with a gold chain on it, called La Lisette. The bag costs 99 euros. Which is very reasonable for a bag that practically has my name on it. You don't know this, but when I was still in the womb, they had three names thought up for me: Renske, Tessa, and... Lisette! In the end, my mother didn't choose Lisette, but that doesn't change how well this bag suits me, I think.

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AVERAGE

4. This Mainlandrib Pants from Essentiel (price: 155 euros) I need to have, says Elke. Or well, Elke doesn't say that I specifically need to have this one, but at least a pair of pants like this. So you can also buy something that looks like it for me, no problem, as long as it has that stripe. I think these kinds of pants are really lovely autumn pants.

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5. This Essentiel pants actually also comes with a sweater with ‘Magic‘ on it, for 155 euros. Admittedly: if you buy both the sweater and the pants for me, you'll definitely score points. But then you're already heading towards a pretty expensive gift, so if you don't want that, you can also choose. That's why they are just in the list of average priced items.

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6. Look, I also really want these leather lace-up boots from Sandro for friend L. They cost 395 euros. But if he wears these shoes, then I'm happy and that's what we all want the most: to see me happy.

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EXPENSIVE

7. Check out these fantastic tropical pants from Gucci for 690 euros. There's also a top for 750 euros. I say: unreal. Really an unreal outfit. Wow, you would make me so happy with this. But I'm also happy with just the pants, then I can buy the top myself next month, that works too.

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8. The pièce de résistance! What a grand finale, this Wool Blend Military Cape With Tassels from Burberry for 2595 euros. Plus everything else the model is wearing. So also those pants and that blouse. What a beauty. I know for sure that it will look amazing on me. But do pay attention now, because this set will undoubtedly sell out quickly. Especially now that this piece is online. There are always people who don't want you to succeed and I suspect they will deliberately buy this set now too. To cut me off, so to speak. Yes, very annoying, but tall trees catch a lot of wind.

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Well, that was the list. And I say: there's something for everyone! All budgets have been considered!

Oh, and I'm aware that it's not all clothing, but I also wanted a bit of variety and not everyone likes to give clothing.