Fun & Famous

KIM IS OFFICIALLY CRAZY

Look, it really doesn't matter that Kim Kardashian is no longer grounded. That's just what happens when you associate with Kanye and have a messy 72 million followers.

It really doesn't matter at all. I think it's absolutely delightful. The butt, the outfits, the excess. Bring it on. But where I always assessed Kim as having a narcissistic form of self-aggrandizement and superiority over our poor souls who had to manage without Kanye and millions, she has now disappointed me. Twice, no less.

“What’s stopping you? Well, uh, how about a messy 15,000 dollars in registration fees for example?”

In a, undoubtedly well-intentioned, attempt to improve the world in general and our lives in particular, she posted a tip. It was all about the JetSmarter app that allows you to easily book a jet. It had made her own traveling life so much easier (that poor, poor Kim) and she wanted that for us too. So download that app already, guys. What’s stopping you? Well, uh, how about a messy 15,000 dollars in registration fees for example? Kim? Earth to Kim? Hello.

But you know what disappointed me the most about this whole message? That Kim herself doesn’t have a PJ (private jet). What a loser. And we follow that. The public deception. The fraud. I find it a disgrace. And it is.