MARIAH CAREY, REALLY, AGAIN?

Third time's a charm. Right, Mariah? The word is out: our favorite ad lib singer has said 'I do' for the third time to a guy. Businessman James Packer is the lucky one.

I think James Packer… Brrrr… really is a huge Australian jellyfish (just look it up on Google), but that aside. As long as Mariah is happy, that’s the most important thing. Forgot who number 1 and 2 were? Let me help you. Her first marriage was to record executive Tommy Mottola (one of the men behind the breakthrough of Shakira, Anastacia, and Jennifer Lopez). It was nice, but for a while. On to the next: Nick Cannon. Now, I actually think he’s a fun guy. Nick and Mariah renewed their vows up to five(!) times, rented out all of Disneyland for a date, had an adorable twin named Monroe and Moroccan Scott, but even that wasn’t enough. Last January the couple divorced.

New round, new chances, Mariah must have thought. With Packer, she has at least snagged a billionaire, so she’s doing well. What I’m really curious about is the dress. What the hell do you wear when you’re getting married for the third time? Choices, choices… Good luck, Carey. Will you send us a card?

Written by Kiki Düren