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So deliciously Dutch

“You're such a tasty Dutch girl.” Do you know that one? I just pull the corners of my mouth into a sort of smile as a thank you for the compliment, but it actually feels like someone just pinched my fat on the left really hard. I mean, what do you mean?

My question. Does this fall under the category of compliments-and-now-you-should-shut-up or shouldn't you just rush to the gym like the devil? Deliver me. I don't Google anymore, because then you surely know what kind of Dutch girls appear on your screen (I do now). And May knows someone who calls unattractive babies “tasty Dutch.” Exactly my point.

”But blakend sounds like blatend and there you have that farmer and chickens again”

When I think of Dutch, I think of: dancing crowds in orange, farmer there's a chicken in the water and just act normal. By the way, this is not the correct meaning, that is blakend of health. Last time I checked, that was indeed quite okay. But blakend sounds like blatend and there you have that farmer and chickens again. Not sexy, right?

Written by Adeline Mans