Fun & Famous

THE SIX OF ZSA ZSA

The best one-liners from the greatest movie star ever

The celebrity with the best name is no more. Zsa Zsa Gabor just missed hitting the hundred, but leaves us with a delightful legacy, nine marriages, a hundred physical transformations (more about that tomorrow at counter Elke) and especially the absolute best quotes. So that we do not forget them and always keep using them, I present Zsa Zsa's six best one-liners.

1. “I always was a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced, I always kept the house.”

2. “I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

3. “The only place where men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.”

4. “I always said marriage should be a fifty fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old and have at least fifty million dollars.”

5. “How many husbands I have had? You mean apart from my own?”

6. “Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.”