Let’s talk about men

THINGS THAT CAN ONLY COME OUT OF A MAN'S MOUTH

I can sometimes get annoyed by it, but even more often I can really laugh about it and because it is so typically ‘male’, you can't really blame them. I’ll take a look at my own life and that of my girlfriends. Names will of course NOT be mentioned here.

Woman: “Honey, could you grab my makeup bag from my bag?”

Man: “From which of the 13?”

Woman: “Ah, could you send my mother a text to thank her for the food?”

Man: “But what should I write in it?”

Woman: “Nice, so did you go on a date last night and how was it and what’s her name and what does she look like?”

Man: “Yeah, no idea, it was okay I guess.”

So ZERO details.

Man: “Oh come on, don’t worry so much.”.

Woman: “Look, what do you think of this sweater?”

Man: “Didn’t you already have that?”

Woman: “What shall we eat tonight?”

Man: “What are you in the mood for?”