Fun & Famous

WHAT MEN DO NOT FIND SEXY

Earlier, Josselin already told us what men find wildly attractive about us. Now I find it perhaps even more interesting to know what men do NOT find sexy about us. I mean: super handy in my search for Mr. Right.

1. Fake

Fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake hair... Just take it off or out, ladies. Most men actually love pure nature. And that's actually quite a relief, because not only does all that beauty nonsense cost a fortune, it's also anything but convenient. Then you would say that I should meet the man of my dreams early in the morning at the gym. Apparently, I seem to be at my sexiest then...

2. Playing hard to get

Waiting half a day before you text him back? We did that when we were fifteen. Just be yourself and the rest will follow.

3. Not saying what you think

You know exactly what I mean. ‘Honey, is something wrong?’ ‘No.’ ‘Is there really nothing?’ ‘Nooooo, really not.’ I don't need to finish the dialogue, right? You know precisely what I mean.

4. Not having your own opinion

If he asks you where you would like to go eat, responding with: ‘Just do what you want’ or ‘I don't mind.’ Go for it, woman, have an opinion.

5. Faking your orgasm

Especially if he catches you: forget it.

6. Talking like a little child

Especially not between the sheets. Period.

7. Sending him non-stop selfies

Unless they are of course taken half-naked in the Zara fitting room. They do like those.

“I mean: super handy in my
search for Mr. Right.”

8. Drinking too much

If you want to seduce a man, stop after your third glass of wine. There is a risk that you will say things you will regret later.

9. Duckface

Cannot. Anymore. (couldn't anyway...)

10. Being insecure

Men find you at your sexiest when you come across as confident. Believe me.

11. Lazy bum

Lying down like a starfish. Enough said.

12. Unkempt hands and feet

Half-chipped nail polish, calluses, and dirt. It can happen that you've had a long day and half of your nail polish has chipped off. So always make sure you have a bottle of nail polish and a file in your bag.

13. Women who need too much attention

Women who constantly look for ways to get attention are not only very annoying to men but also very unattractive.

14. Not eating

Just nibbling on a celery stick. I mean: WHY? Just enjoy grabbing from that bag of nachos.

15. Ordering sweet white wine

If you want to get rid of your Tinder date as quickly as possible, order a sweet white wine. The bill will follow quickly...