7x ‘embarrassing’ bedroom blunders that are completely normal
Prrrrt. There you are in your birthday suit with your legs behind your head and your mouth full of teeth. Farting during the act is every woman's nightmare. The naked truth is: everyone makes a bed blunder sometimes. From letting out a little wind to running to the bathroom. You really don't have to worry about the following ‘weird’ sex situations.
The fart
One moment you're floating in seventh heaven, the next moment you could sink through the bed from embarrassment: you've let out a little fart. Oopsie, but yes, it can happen. A fart is one of the things something he doesn't worry about at all during sex. The best medicine is to laugh it off. If he makes a big deal out of it that you're just a human, then he's not even worth your air!
The vaginal fart
Kiki already called it the mother of embarrassing bed situations: the vaginal fart. A ‘normal‘ fart can often be suppressed, but no woman can escape a vaginal fart. During sex, it ’pumps‘ air into your vajayjay, which naturally – prrrrt – comes out again. Because you're wet, it comes with loud bubbling. Awkward! But it happens. Men know that too, you know. In any case, don't let it stop you from knitting your little sex session to a happy ending.
The Quick Jelle
Did you think you were bummed out about that prematurely peaked sexual encounter? Just imagine how the man must feel: pretty awkward (no pun intended). Don't shame him, but lend him a hand. With these positions he can last longer.
The little knee
If you're not quite in sync yet, a limb can sometimes go the wrong way. For example, if you think you're switching to reverse cowgirl, he goes for the rowing boat. And voilà, then you get a collision. Or worse: you give him a little knee in his precious parts. Unless one of you has a black eye, you can definitely laugh about this – after you've said sorry, of course. You probably know a good way to make it up...
The condom fail
Oh, condoms. What a love-hate relationship we have with the rubbers. Especially because of what they do to the penises of our lovers. At the first contact with the rubber, his raised flag goes straight to half-mast. You can whistle for that sexual encounter you've been looking forward to during a half-hour of intense foreplay. No reason to buy the little blue pill, research shows it's mostly in his head. We understand them: putting on a condom is also a hardcore (haha) mood killer. LotteLust knows how to handle it: with these ways you turn it into a steamy party.
The mishap
It's dark in the bedroom, you're drunk from alcohol or lust, then aiming can sometimes be difficult. Your gentleman goes all in and accidentally pokes you in the wrong hole. Ouch! It can happen to the best of us. Take a breath, turn on a nightlight, and go for round number two.
Het naspel
You just come crashing to a climax and then... well, uh, who grabs a towel? A typically uncharming part of sex that romantic films sneakily leave out. You're definitely not the only one fumbling with towels and running to the bathroom!
