Love & Sex

At this age, you have the best orgasm

Yes, you want to know that, right? I get it, because when I saw this news pop up in my inbox, I didn't know how quickly I had to juggle it open. So there is an age from which you are at the peak of your orgasms. Great reassurance, this will last endlessly. Or well, you cherish that hope of course. I give no guarantees for after your seventieth, but I have a source that says it continues (click here if you want to know).

During a tiny brainstorm with your editors in our editorial garden, we talked about how you think you've had your first orgasm, but later discover that this really wasn't the case. In a now-this-is-it kind of way. Yes, I know, we have amazing brainstorms. But you only know what the real deal is when the stars torpedo your brain and the convulsions fling you out of bed. And if you're thinking: huh? Then you know what time it is.

“At this age, you feel the best about your appearance, your orgasms are amazing, and you have more fun in sex”

It's a combination of factors that make this the perfect age, of course. When you reach this year of life, you feel the best about your appearance, your orgasms are amazing, and you have more fun in sex. Okay, do I want to pick up the pace with the revelation, huh? Rapapapaaaaa, this pleasure comes to you all starting from your thirty-sixth. You understand that it's a big party here in the editorial office, because in group A it only gets better and in group B it remains nothing but sky-high jubilant. I think it's the best news of the week anyway. What am I saying? Month. Or maybe just of the year of life.

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