Filler words from men that drive me crazy

I think it comes from a number of episodes of Temptation Island combined with a dose of Dave and Donny Doen Zaken (yes, the new series from the Roelvink brothers). Which is honestly just intensely brain-cell-killing television, but that's beside the point. The point is: for a few weeks now, I've been hearing annoying words coming from the mouths of men everywhere around me. Time for a round of I-don't-want-to-hear-that-anymore.

Gap

Introduced by my boy Dave Roelvink. But really, only he can pull it off with his Amsterdam accent, because with any other guy it sounds wannabe ghetto. Gentlemen, stop it. Please. Even Donny.

Throw

‘I’m going to Berlin for three days with my buddies. Where should we drink beer? Throw tips at me!’ He exists people, he exists. Crying.

You're going ‘thick’, dude

Look, I can also show some Lil Kleine behavior (check this out), but this kind of statements are only justified if you seriously suffer from Napoleon complex and have a lot to compensate for. Otherwise? Just don't.

Putting ‘man’ behind everything

Chill man, it's all good man, doesn't seem like a good idea man; all that man-ing. And the worst part is: I do it myself too #IkBenEenHalveManMan.

‘Gezel’ and ‘priem’

‘Shall we go darling?’ ‘Yeah, that's great.’ I heard a guy say this to his girlfriend the other day. And yeah, mwah, I don't know. Still a bit too feminine.

Stop it with me

See the point above.

King

(Swallows hot potato first) ‘That’s really cooooooool, dude.’ I look at the real posh people among us. I get the SHIVERS from this word.

You know right

Dude, why are you even telling it at all?

And okay okay, I can also be guilty of it. Watch my travel vlogs and you'll find out that I drop the word ‘just’ a thousand times in a sentence without any reason. ‘Stop it, cut it out’ I also use sometimes while that’s actually pretty much eh, very much done. Or what do you think about putting ‘super’ in front of everything? Super fun, super cool, super thanks! Super annoying. So that. Oh, one more. OKAY, NEVERMIND.