Funda Fabulous
(so you can really live like this)
Because I wanted to show my newest intended house to sales director Daan, it was clickety-click to Funda this morning. And that terraced house twenty minutes from Amsterdam looked great in the photo, but we were immediately distracted again. By grand, most beautiful, splendor and more of that. These are the houses on Funda that are too fabulous not to want to live in.
Just give me this one. A barn at a suitable distance from Amsterdam that makes you drool. The little house is located by the Vecht and has a bath where you can swim in circles, a place for your boat, and a pizza oven in the garden (even though I'm not eating pizzas at the moment, that will surely come back). Hey, I mean: this is Adeline written all over the little house.
A private driveway, a humongous cooking island, a floating toilet that looks like a work of art, a walk-in closet, a shoe closet, a duo rain shower (how cozy) and a swimming pool. A SWIMMING POOL. You do have to move to the Eindhoven region, but hey, there you have all sorts of nice little shops.
In the beautiful oh, oh, The Hague, it seems as if you wake up in your chalet and look out from your balcony at the slope, but you wouldn't be surprised if Holle Bolle Gijs is waiting for you around the corner. Such an Efteling vibe. I say: best of both, even though I can't ski for the life of me.
Because you just want to live in a castle once, “where forest and sea air mix.” I mean. You can play out your own Sissy story without onlookers. With a marble staircase, gilded ceilings, and turrets.
Jugendstil meets Dutch coast in Noordwijk. The Beachhouse gives you 1031 square meters of living space with a sea view. Mamma mia, caramba and more of that. It's just that I don't know where to find the time for a cleaning session, otherwise I would go for a mere 11 million for this little house. Okay, okay, it's actually a hotel, but who cares?



