Just a bit about the Crown Witness...

A very good morning, my TV friends. Were you all ready for the first episode of Kroongetuige on Saturday? Yes? 780 thousand of you were, in fact. No? No problem, then you can jump in from here and I'll tell you the ins & outs.

In case you missed all the Kroongetuige shizzle: it's a new program on RTL 4. Nine celebrities are trying to solve a so-called murder in the Swedish village of Öregrund. One of the participants knows who the murderer is but has received 20 thousand euros to sabotage the whole thing. Every week, the participants take a test, and the one with the least good information about the murderer goes home. It's a kind of real-life Cluedo. With a HUGE Who is the Mole? factor.

The first episode was quite hectic. The tasks are pretty complicated. The detectives have to look much further than their noses can reach, and from your living room, you can see everything that goes wrong, which makes you start yelling at your TV things like: THERE'S THAT CIGAR!!! YOU'RE ALMOST STEPPING ON IT, MAN! LOOK OVER THERE! Furthermore, there was something with a hysterically screaming Monica Geuze, Fatima Moreira de Melo forgot to take her gum out, and Frits Wester and Bram Moszkowicz are the absolute worst ZoekDaScooterTeam ever.

What was the most fun? Following everything on social media during those painfully long commercials. Ready for a round of Twitter nonsense? You're right back in it.