Monica Geuze is pregnant

The world has become one big, fertile globe. But really. The Kardashians are all pregnant or at least it seems that way. And now we received joyful expecting news from Monica Geuze on Instagram.

Her boyfriend and footballer Lars Veldwijk is the lucky father, thankfully, otherwise the gossip circuit would have kicked in. I looked up how long he has been in her life, but it seems to be less than a year. Look, something about no grass and growing. They were briefly apart, but now more together than ever. If you are already ready for her daily updates about being pregnant and how the little one is growing, then I have to disappoint you. Monica no longer vlogs daily, but has gone back to once a week. Oh well, we can only look forward to it even more.

The couple announced the news with a snapshot from a vacation in Dubai. In front of the Burj Al Arab on a sailing yacht. You have to do something.